I have a hamster that I alternately love and loathe. I love him because he's cute and fluffy. I loathe him because his wheel has a squeak and his water bottle makes such a racket it can wake me up at night. I love him because he's been around for 2+ years, and I sometimes loathe him because...I honestly didn't think he would live this long. Which is a horrible thing to say, I know. I feel bad for even thinking it at times.
Then I saw this. A hamster mansion. The Biltmore of hamster habitats. And I want it. I want it bad. So, Rufus, if you manage to live for a few more years (and why not, you've outlived every other hamster I ever knew) this might just be in your future.